You're so nebulous sometimes
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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