Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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