the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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