didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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