Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
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