ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
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