Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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