Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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