do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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