dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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