I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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