Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
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