He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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