that's an acceptable place to lick
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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