these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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