My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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