Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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