I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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