my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
A+ Viking dick
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