didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Come see our sink grown plant.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
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