We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
