it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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