just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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