Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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