This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
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