is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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