I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Randomize
