The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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