i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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