ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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