Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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