we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
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