Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
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