the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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