It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Couch. On fire.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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