Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Everclear isn't food dammit
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