is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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