I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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