You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Randomize
