I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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