This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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