Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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