Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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