Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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