i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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