You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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