You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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