I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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