Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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