whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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