Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Mom said you looked used
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
PANTIES FOUND
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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