I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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