She said her name was "party"
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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