Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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