sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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