Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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