found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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